Monday, July 28, 2014

hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime

Wednesday, July 23, 2014
rsdcowboy:

txjd:

Cowboy ass

Ooo wee! M-M-M!

rsdcowboy:

txjd:

Cowboy ass

Ooo wee! M-M-M!

lesbianfosur:

I’m tired of biting my lip why don’t you come over here and do it for me

(Source: guns-and-humor)

trucksandmudd:

assumeness:

that is not the intended use, sir

Lol

carryonmy-assbutt:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

we do not speak about this feeling

(Source: buttlass)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking)